Lesson Plan: The Night the Ghost Got In
Subject: English Literature - Prose
Class: 10th Grade
Duration: 45 minutes
Topic: "The Night the Ghost Got In" by James Thurber (Unit 2, Prose)
1. Learning Objectives
By the end of this lesson, the teacher aims to help students:
- Understand the theme of how imagination and misunderstanding can escalate situations
- Analyze the use of humor in storytelling and comic exaggeration
- Recognize narrative techniques: first-person narration, flashback, irony, and deadpan humor
- Develop reading comprehension through humorous prose with multiple characters
- Build vocabulary related to chaos, confusion, police procedures, and eccentric behavior
- Appreciate how ordinary situations become absurd through misinterpretation
- Identify character quirks and how they contribute to comedy
- Understand the difference between reality and perception in the story
2. Learning Outcomes
Students will be able to:
- Think before panicking when faced with unusual situations
- Communicate clearly to prevent misunderstandings from escalating
- Question their assumptions before jumping to conclusions
- Use humor to cope with stressful or embarrassing situations
- Recognize when imagination creates problems that don't exist
- Stay calm during chaotic situations
- Appreciate family quirks with good humor rather than frustration
- Understand that small misunderstandings can snowball into major incidents
3. Introduction (5 minutes)
Engaging Questions:
- "Have you ever heard a strange sound at night and imagined it was something scary? What was it really?"
- "Has your family ever had a situation where a small problem became a huge mess? What happened?"
- "Do you believe in ghosts? Why or why not?"
- "Have you ever been so sure about something that turned out to be completely wrong?"
- "What would you do if you heard footsteps in your house when everyone was supposed to be asleep?"
- "Have you heard of people who confuse the past with the present, like thinking they're in a different time?"
Hook Activity: Tell students: "Tonight we're going to read about the most chaotic night in one family's history. It starts with mysterious footsteps, involves a shoe thrown through a neighbor's window, and ends with someone getting shot. And the funny thing? There was no real danger at all. Let's see how one family turned nothing into the biggest mess imaginable."
4. Reading and Understanding (8 minutes)
New Vocabulary with Meanings:
| Word/Phrase | Meaning | Example from Text |
|---|---|---|
| Hullabaloo | Lot of loud noise made by excited people; uproar, commotion | Raised such a hullabaloo of misunderstandings |
| Advent | The arrival of something or someone | Its advent caused my mother to throw a shoe |
| Patrolman | A patrolling police officer | Ended up with my grandfather shooting a patrolman |
| Quick-cadenced | Having a fast, rhythmic beat or pace | A rhythmic, quick-cadenced walking |
| Plate-rail | A shelf or ledge for displaying plates | The faint shine of plates on the plate-rail |
| Trod upon | Stepped on; walked on | A board creaked when it was trod upon |
| Tiptoed | Walked quietly on one's toes | I tiptoed to Herman's room |
| Hissed | Made a sharp sibilant sound to get attention | 'Psst!' I hissed in the dark |
| Despondent | Very sad and without hope | The low, hopeless tone of a despondent beagle |
| Beagle | A breed of small hunting dog | He always half suspected something would 'get him' |
| Ventured | Dared to go somewhere or do something | Herman ventured out of his room |
| Gruffly | In a rough, unfriendly voice (Note: glossary says "sadly" but context suggests rough tone) | 'Nothing,' he said, gruffly |
| Intuitively | Without conscious reasoning; instinctively | 'Burglars!' she shouted, intuitively |
| Quieten | To make quiet or calm | I tried to quieten her |
| Incomparable | Beyond comparison; matchless | Mother made one of her quick, incomparable decisions |
| Flung up | Threw or opened forcefully | She flung up a window |
| Whammed | Struck something forcefully | Whammed it through a pane of glass |
| Pane | A single sheet of glass in a window | Through a pane of glass |
| Tinkled | Made light, clear ringing sounds | Glass tinkled into the bedroom |
| Engraver | A person who cuts designs into surfaces | A retired engraver named Bodwell |
| Subject to | Likely to experience or suffer from | Subject to mild 'attacks' |
| Attacks | Sudden periods of illness (here: panic or anxiety attacks) | Some kind of attacks |
| Frothing | Producing foam at the mouth (from anger/excitement) | Shouting, frothing a little |
| Got through | Made someone understand | Before mother 'got through' to Bodwell |
| Extension phone | A telephone connected to the same line | Called the police over an extension phone |
| Taken her fancy | Pleased her greatly; appealed to her | The thrill had enormously taken her fancy |
| Commendably | In a praiseworthy manner | In a commendably short time |
| Patrol wagon | A police vehicle for transporting prisoners | A patrol wagon with about eight in it |
| You haven't a stitch on | You're not wearing any clothes | 'You haven't a stitch on,' she pointed out |
| Catch your death | Become very ill (usually from cold) | 'You'd catch your death' |
| Bevelled | Having a sloping edge | Its thick bevelled glass |
| Rending | Tearing to pieces | A rending of wood |
| Crisscrossed | Moved back and forth in different directions | Crisscrossed nervously in the dining-room |
| Stabbed | Moved suddenly and sharply | Stabbed into hallways |
| Bounded | Moved with large, energetic leaps | A heavy policeman bounded up the steps |
| Musta | Must have (informal speech) | Musta got away |
| Whooping | Making loud cries | Whooping and carrying on |
| Tight as a tick | Very tight; completely sealed | Locked on the inside tight as a tick |
| Tromping | Walking with heavy steps | The tromping of the other police |
| Yanked | Pulled with a sudden, sharp movement | Doors were yanked open |
| Ransack | Search through something hurriedly and carelessly | They began to ransack the floor |
| Zither | A musical instrument with a flat wooden soundbox and strings | An old zither that Roy had won |
| Pool tournament | A billiards/pool competition | Won in a pool tournament |
| Strumming | Playing a stringed instrument by sweeping fingers across strings | Strumming it with a big paw |
| Guinea pig | A small domesticated rodent | A pet guinea pig we once had |
| Hysterical | Affected by wildly uncontrolled emotion | The lady seems hysterical |
| Creaking | Making a squeaking sound when moved | A creaking in the attic |
| Intervene | Come between to prevent or alter an action | Before I could intervene or explain |
| Unannounced | Without warning or prior notice | Bad if they burst in on grandfather unannounced |
| Phase | A distinct period or stage | Going through a phase |
| General Meade | Union general in the American Civil War | General Meade's men |
| Stonewall Jackson | Confederate general in the American Civil War | Under steady hammering by Stonewall Jackson |
| Retreat | Withdraw from a dangerous situation | Were beginning to retreat |
| Desert | Abandon military duty without permission | And even desert |
| Deserters | People who abandon military service | Police were deserters from Meade's army |
| Flannel | Soft woven fabric | Wearing a long flannel nightgown |
| Nightcap | A soft cap worn in bed | A nightcap |
| Indignant | Feeling anger at perceived unfair treatment | The indignant white-haired old man |
| Lily-livered | Cowardly; weak | 'Back t' the lines ye goodaam Lily-livered cattle!' |
| Fetched | Delivered (a blow) | He fetched the officer a flat-handed smack |
| Smack | A sharp blow | A smack alongside his head |
| Sprawling | Spread out awkwardly | Sent him sprawling |
| Beat a retreat | Withdrew hastily | The others beat a retreat |
| Holster | A holder for carrying a handgun | Grabbed the cop's gun from its holster |
| Let fly | Fired (a gun) | And let fly |
| Report | The loud sound of a gunshot | The report seemed to crack the rafters |
| Rafters | Beams forming the internal framework of a roof | Crack the rafters |
| Cursed | Used profane language | A cop cursed |
| Reluctant | Unwilling; hesitant | The cops were reluctant to leave |
| Layout | The arrangement or plan of something | They didn't like the 'layout' |
| Phony | Fake; not genuine | Something looked phony |
| Wispy | Thin and slight | A thin-faced, wispy man |
| Mingled | Mixed together | With mingled suspicion and interest |
| Lowdown | The true facts or inside information | The real lowdown here |
| Bud | Informal term of address for a man | 'Just what the hell is the real lowdown here, Bud?' |
| Slot machine | A gambling machine | As if I were a slot machine |
| Blaspheming | Speaking sacrilegiously | Cursing and blaspheming |
| Old bird | Informal term for an old person | That old bird |
| Fresh as a daisy | Full of energy and vitality | Fresh as a daisy |
| Tarryhootin' | Rushing around noisily (informal/dialect) | All the cops tarryhootin' around |
5. Mind Map
6. Consolidation and Presentation (8 minutes)
Summary of the Lesson:
"The Night the Ghost Got In" is a masterpiece of American humor by James Thurber, showcasing how a simple, ordinary event — an old man walking around looking for water — escalates through misunderstanding, imagination, and panic into an absurd, chaotic disaster involving broken windows, police raids, and gunfire. Thurber tells this outrageous story with perfect deadpan delivery, making it even funnier.
The Opening — Regret and Foreshadowing:
The story begins with the narrator's wry regret: "The ghost that got into our house on the night of November 17, 1915, raised such a hullabaloo of misunderstandings that I am sorry I didn't just let it keep on walking, and go to bed."
This opening is brilliantly constructed:
- Specific date: November 17, 1915 — makes it feel like a real, memorable event
- "Ghost": Immediately creates suspense — is this a real ghost story?
- "Hullabaloo of misunderstandings": Signals this is about confusion, not actual supernatural events
- "I am sorry": The narrator wishes he'd ignored it
- What it led to: Mother throwing a shoe through a window, grandfather shooting a patrolman
The contrast between the mundane reality (footsteps) and the chaotic consequences (gunfire) is the story's comedic core.
Stage 1: The Footsteps (1:15 AM):
The narrator has just gotten out of the bath and is drying off when he hears "a rhythmic, quick-cadenced walking around the dining-room table."
Key details:
- Everyone is asleep: mother in her room, Herman in another, grandfather in the attic
- The narrator can't see anyone, just hear the steps
- A board creaks at regular intervals as someone walks around and around the table
- The light from the bathroom allows him to see plates but not the table itself
His thought process:
- First assumption: It's father or brother Roy (expected home from Indianapolis)
- Second assumption: It's a burglar
- Final consideration: It's a ghost
This progression from rational to supernatural shows how imagination takes over in the dark.
Stage 2: Waking Herman:
The narrator tiptoes to Herman's room and whispers, "'Psst!'"
Herman responds "in the low, hopeless tone of a despondent beagle" — he "always half suspected that something would 'get him' in the night."
This is perfect characterization: Herman is timid, fearful, and perpetually anxious. When the narrator says "There's something downstairs," Herman wants to go back to bed. He's more comfortable with ignorance than investigation.
But then the footsteps start again, this time coming UP THE STAIRS "heavily, two at a time."
Both brothers panic. Herman slams his door. The narrator slams the stairway door and holds it with his knee. After a minute of silence, he opens it again. Nothing. No sound. "None of us ever heard the ghost again."
This is the first comic irony: Whatever it was has stopped. The "ghost" is gone. If they'd just gone back to bed, nothing more would have happened.
Stage 3: Mother Awakens:
The slamming doors wake their mother. She demands, "What on earth are you boys doing?"
Herman ventures out, says "Nothing" gruffly, but "in colour, a light green" — Thurber's perfect comic detail showing his terror.
Then mother says, "What was all that running around downstairs?"
Critical moment: Mother ALSO heard the footsteps. This validates the boys' experience. It wasn't imagination. There really was something.
Mother's instant conclusion: "Burglars!" — shouted "intuitively."
Stage 4: The Decision:
The narrator tries to investigate, but mother forbids it. She wants to call police, but the phone is downstairs.
Then comes mother's "quick, incomparable decision": She flings up the window, picks up a shoe, and "whammed it through a pane of glass" in the neighbor's window.
This is escalation #1: Instead of investigating or waiting, mother creates a NEW crisis by breaking Bodwell's window.
Stage 5: The Bodwells:
The shoe crashes through the bedroom window of Mr. Bodwell, "a retired engraver" who "had been for some years in rather a bad way and was subject to mild 'attacks.'"
Thurber's aside: "Almost everybody we knew or lived near had some kind of attacks." — This deadpan comment on his eccentric neighborhood is hilarious.
Bodwell appears at the window "shouting, frothing a little, shaking his fist." His wife screams, "We'll sell the house and go back to Peoria!"
It takes time for mother to make Bodwell understand: "Burglars! Burglars in the house!"
Comic note: Bodwell first thinks there are burglars in HIS house.
The narrator and Herman haven't told mother it's a ghost because "she was even more afraid of ghosts than of burglars."
Bodwell finally calls the police on his extension phone.
Then mother, drunk on the "thrill of heaving a shoe through a window glass," tries to throw ANOTHER shoe. The narrator prevents her.
Stage 6: Police Arrival:
The police response is massive and immediate — absurdly so for a possible burglary:
- A Ford sedan full of police
- Two on motorcycles
- A patrol wagon with about eight officers
- "A few reporters"
They bang on the door shouting, "Open up! We're men from Headquarters!"
Mother won't let the narrator open the door: "You haven't a stitch on. You'd catch your death."
So the police BREAK DOWN THE DOOR — "a rending of wood and a splash of glass on the floor of the hall."
This is escalation #2: The door is destroyed.
Stage 7: The Search:
Police swarm through the house with flashlights. They find the narrator at the top of the stairs "standing in my towel."
A heavy policeman bounds up: "Who are you?" "I live here."
The officer in charge reports to mother: "No sign of nobody, lady. Musta got away — whatt'd he look like?"
Mother: "There were two or three of them, whooping and carrying on and slamming doors."
Notice: The "two or three" burglars were actually just Herman and the narrator slamming doors.
Cop: "Funny. All ya windows and doors was locked on the inside tight as a tick."
This should have been the clue: No burglars could have escaped from a locked house.
But the police continue searching violently: "doors were yanked open, drawers were yanked open, windows were shot up and pulled down, furniture fell with dull thumps."
They ransack everything, pulling beds from walls, tearing clothes from closets.
One cop finds "an old zither that Roy had won in a pool tournament."
Cop: "What is it?" Narrator: "It's an old zither our guinea pig used to sleep on."
This is true — they really did have a guinea pig that slept on the zither — but the narrator admits: "I should never have said so."
The cops look at him "a long time." He's standing in a towel, claiming a guinea pig slept on a musical instrument. They're beginning to think the family is crazy.
Cop: "No sign o' nothing. The lady seems hysterical."
Stage 8: Grandfather in the Attic:
Then they hear "a creaking in the attic" — Grandfather turning over in bed.
"What's that?" snaps a cop.
Five or six cops sprint for the attic door before the narrator can stop them.
The narrator realizes disaster is imminent: Grandfather is "going through a phase in which he believed that General Meade's men, under steady hammering by Stonewall Jackson, were beginning to retreat and even desert."
Historical context: General Meade commanded Union troops in the Civil War (1860s). Stonewall Jackson was a Confederate general. Grandfather, living in 1915, thinks it's 1863.
When cops burst into the attic, Grandfather concludes they're "deserters from Meade's army, trying to hide away in his attic."
He bounds out of bed wearing "a long flannel nightgown over long woolen pants, a nightcap, and a leather jacket" and roars: "Back, ye cowardly dogs! Back t' the lines, ye goodaam Lily-livered cattle!"
He delivers "a flat-handed smack alongside the head" of the cop who found the zither, sending him "sprawling."
Then grandfather grabs that cop's gun from its holster "and let fly."
BANG. "The report seemed to crack the rafters; smoke filled the attic."
A cop is wounded in the shoulder.
Everyone flees downstairs and locks the door. Grandfather fires "once or twice more" then goes back to bed.
The narrator, out of breath, explains: "That was grandfather. He thinks you're deserters."
Cop: "I'll say he does."
Stage 9: Aftermath:
The police are "reluctant to leave without getting their hands on somebody besides grandfather."
They think the whole setup looks "phony."
A reporter approaches the narrator, who has now put on "one of mother's dresses, not being able to find anything else."
The reporter asks: "Just what the hell is the real lowdown here, Bud?"
The narrator decides to be frank: "We had ghosts."
The reporter stares at him "a long time as if I were a slot machine into which he had, without results, dropped a coin. Then he walked away."
The police leave, the wounded cop "cursing and blaspheming."
The zither-cop threatens: "I'm gonna get my gun back from that old bird."
Other cop: "Yeh. You — and who else?"
The narrator promises to bring the gun to the station the next day.
Stage 10: Mother's Response:
After the police leave, mother asks: "What was the matter with that one policeman?"
Narrator: "Grandfather shot him."
Mother: "What for?"
Narrator: "He was a deserter."
Mother: "Of all things! He was such a nice-looking young man."
This exchange is perfect Thurber: Mother is completely unfazed by the shooting, only concerned the wounded officer was "nice-looking."
The Revelation — Next Morning:
"Grandfather was fresh as a daisy and full of jokes at breakfast next morning."
At first they think he's forgotten everything, but over his third cup of coffee, he glares at Herman and the narrator:
"What was the idea of all them cops tarryhootin' around the house last night?"
Then the truth:
"None of you bothered to leave a bottle of water beside my bed. Do you ever realize what it cost for a thirsty man to look for water in the dining room last night?"
THE REVELATION:
There was no ghost. The "footsteps" were Grandfather walking around the dining room table looking for water in the dark.
The narrator's final line: "He had us there."
The Complete Comic Arc:
- Grandfather walks around dining table looking for water
- Narrator hears it, assumes ghost
- Wakes Herman, both panic
- Wake mother who assumes burglars
- Mother breaks neighbor's window with shoe
- Neighbor calls police
- Massive police response
- Police break down door
- Police ransack house
- Police disturb grandfather
- Grandfather shoots police officer
- Revelation: it was just an old man looking for water
Key Themes:
1. Misunderstanding and Escalation: One small, ordinary event (old man seeking water) becomes a catastrophe through misinterpretation. Each person adds their own assumption, making it worse.
2. Imagination vs. Reality: What we fear (ghosts, burglars) often isn't real. Our imagination creates the problem.
3. Communication Failure: If anyone had simply gone downstairs to check, none of this would have happened. But fear prevented rational action.
4. Family Eccentricity: The Thurber family is wonderfully odd — timid Herman, dramatic mother, confused grandfather. Their quirks fuel the comedy.
5. Authority as Ineffective: The police, symbols of order and competence, accomplish nothing except property damage and getting shot. They leave defeated and confused.
Thurber's Humor Techniques:
1. Deadpan Narration: The narrator describes outrageous events in a calm, matter-of-fact tone. The contrast between the chaos and the calm narration is hilarious.
2. Perfect Comic Details:
- Herman turning "a light green"
- Mother enjoying throwing shoes through windows
- The guinea pig sleeping on a zither
- Grandfather "fresh as a daisy" after shooting someone
3. Understatement: After grandfather shoots a cop, the narrator simply says, "That was grandfather."
4. Irony: The title says a ghost "got in" — but there was no ghost. The reader expects a ghost story and gets domestic farce.
5. Exaggeration: The massive police response (multiple cars, motorcycles, reporters) to a simple burglary call.
6. Characterization Through Action: We understand each character instantly through how they react: Mother throws shoes, Herman hides, Grandfather shoots.
About James Thurber (1894-1961):
Thurber was one of America's greatest humorists, famous for his work in The New Yorker magazine. He wrote and illustrated stories about ordinary people in absurd situations. His work often featured:
- Bumbling, confused men
- Strong-willed, decisive women
- Family chaos and misunderstanding
- The gap between perception and reality
This story is autobiographical — it really happened to Thurber's family, though he doubtless exaggerated for comic effect.
7. Reinforcement (5 minutes)
Additional Information:
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Historical Context — Civil War Confusion: Grandfather believes it's 1863 and the Civil War is ongoing. General George Meade commanded Union forces at Gettysburg. Stonewall Jackson was a brilliant Confederate general. Grandfather's confusion was likely early dementia or "senility" as it was then called. In 1915, Civil War veterans in their 70s were common, and some did experience this kind of time confusion.
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The "Attacks" Everyone Had: Thurber's line that "almost everybody we knew or lived near had some kind of attacks" refers to anxiety attacks, panic attacks, nervous breakdowns, and other mental health issues that weren't well understood or treated in 1915. The casual, accepting tone suggests this was just considered part of life.
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Why the Police Response Was So Large: In 1915, police work was less sophisticated. A burglary call, especially in a small town at 2 AM, might draw every available officer. The presence of reporters suggests the police scanner was publicly available or reporters followed police around for stories.
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Thurber's Humor Style — The New Yorker School: Thurber wrote for The New Yorker, which pioneered sophisticated, understated humor. Instead of obvious jokes, the humor comes from perfectly observed details, ironic contrasts, and deadpan delivery.
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Autobiographical Elements: Most Thurber stories are based on real family experiences. His family was genuinely eccentric — his mother was dramatic and impulsive, various relatives had quirks, and domestic chaos was normal. He transformed real incidents into art through comic timing and perfect detail.
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The Guinea Pig Detail: This seemingly absurd detail (guinea pig sleeping on zither) is typical Thurber — it's probably true. Pets do develop odd sleeping preferences. But mentioning it to suspicious police while standing in a towel makes the narrator seem crazy.
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Why This Resonates: Everyone has experienced misunderstandings that spiral out of control. The story takes a universal experience (minor problem becoming major disaster) and amplifies it to absurdity while keeping it believable.
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The Mother's Character: She's fearless (throwing shoes through windows, confronting burglars) but also impulsive and dramatic. Her "incomparable decisions" are instant and theatrical. She represents a type Thurber often wrote about: the strong, slightly crazy woman who takes charge.
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Why the Narrator Doesn't Just Explain: Comedy requires things to go wrong. But there's also realism — in chaos, calm explanation is difficult. When police are ransacking your house and you're in a towel (later a dress), rational communication becomes impossible.
8. Evaluation
a) Lower Order Thinking Question (Knowledge/Comprehension)
Question: "Describe the sequence of events in the story from beginning to end. What did the narrator first hear? What did each family member do? How did the police get involved? What happened with grandfather? What was the final revelation?"
Expected Answer:
SEQUENCE OF EVENTS:
1. The Beginning (About 1:15 AM, November 17, 1915):
- The narrator has just stepped out of the bathtub
- He's drying himself with a towel
- He hears footsteps — "a rhythmic, quick-cadenced walking around the dining-room table"
- The steps keep going "round and round the table"
- A board creaks at regular intervals when stepped on
2. The Narrator's Assumptions:
- First thought: It's his father or brother Roy (expected home from Indianapolis)
- Second thought: It's a burglar
- Third thought: It's a ghost
3. Waking Herman:
- After about three minutes, the narrator tiptoes to Herman's room
- He whispers "'Psst!'" and shakes Herman awake
- Herman responds "in the low, hopeless tone of a despondent beagle"
- Herman is fearful — he "always half suspected that something would 'get him' in the night"
- The narrator tells him: "There's something downstairs!"
4. Brothers at the Staircase:
- They go to the head of the back staircase
- The steps have ceased (stopped)
- Herman wants to go back to bed
- The narrator grabs his arm
- Instantly, the steps begin again
- This time they come UP THE STAIRS "heavily, two at a time"
- Both brothers panic:
- Herman rushes to his room and slams the door
- The narrator slams the door at the staircase top and holds his knee against it
5. The Steps Stop Forever:
- After a minute, the narrator slowly opens the door
- Nothing there. No sound.
- "None of us ever heard the ghost again"
6. Mother Wakes Up:
- The slamming doors wake their mother
- She asks: "What on earth are you boys doing?"
- Herman comes out and says "Nothing" gruffly
- But he's "in colour, a light green" (terrified)
- Mother asks: "What was all that running around downstairs?"
- Important: Mother ALSO heard the footsteps
- She immediately concludes: "Burglars!"
7. Mother's Decision:
- The narrator tries to go downstairs to investigate
- Mother forbids it
- She wants to call police, but the phone is downstairs
- So she makes a "quick, incomparable decision":
- Flings up her bedroom window
- Picks up a shoe
- Throws it through the window of the neighbor's house (the Bodwells)
- Glass breaks and tinkles into the Bodwells' bedroom
8. The Bodwell Response:
- Mr. Bodwell (a retired engraver) appears at his broken window
- He's "shouting, frothing a little, shaking his fist"
- Mrs. Bodwell screams: "We'll sell the house and go back to Peoria!"
- Mother eventually makes Bodwell understand: "Burglars! Burglars in the house!"
- Bodwell at first thinks there are burglars in HIS house
- Finally, Bodwell calls the police using his extension phone
- Mother almost throws ANOTHER shoe but the narrator stops her
9. Police Arrival:
- The police arrive in force:
- A Ford sedan full of officers
- Two on motorcycles
- A patrol wagon with about eight officers
- A few reporters
- They bang on the door: "Open up! We're men from Headquarters!"
- Mother won't let the narrator answer (he's only wearing a towel)
- The police BREAK DOWN THE DOOR
- Wood splinters, glass shatters
10. Police Search the House:
- Police swarm through with flashlights
- They find the narrator standing in his towel at the top of the stairs
- A heavy policeman bounds up: "Who are you?"
- "I live here," says the narrator
- The lead officer reports to mother: "No sign of nobody, lady. Musta got away"
- Mother claims: "There were two or three of them, whooping and carrying on and slamming doors"
- The cop notes: "Funny. All ya windows and doors was locked on the inside tight as a tick"
- Police continue searching violently:
- Yanking open doors and drawers
- Shooting windows up and down
- Furniture falling with thuds
- Ransacking bedrooms
- Pulling beds from walls
- Tearing clothes from closets
11. The Zither Discovery:
- One cop finds an old zither (musical instrument) that Roy won in a pool tournament
- Cop: "What is it?"
- Narrator: "It's an old zither our guinea pig used to sleep on"
- This is true, but makes the family seem crazy
- The cops stare at him a long time
- They think the family is strange
12. Grandfather in the Attic:
- The cops hear a creaking in the attic (Grandfather turning over in bed)
- "What's that?" asks a cop
- Five or six cops rush to the attic before the narrator can explain
- Problem: Grandfather is "going through a phase" where he believes it's 1863 (Civil War era)
- He thinks General Meade's Union soldiers are deserting
13. Grandfather's Attack:
- Grandfather leaps out of bed wearing:
- Long flannel nightgown
- Long woolen pants underneath
- A nightcap
- A leather jacket
- He thinks the police are Confederate deserters
- He roars: "Back, ye cowardly dogs! Back t' the lines, ye goodaam Lily-livered cattle!"
- He delivers a flat-handed smack to the zither-cop's head
- The cop goes sprawling
- Grandfather grabs the cop's gun from its holster
- He fires the gun
- The gunshot is deafening — "seemed to crack the rafters; smoke filled the attic"
- One cop is wounded in the shoulder
- Everyone flees downstairs and locks the attic door
- Grandfather fires once or twice more, then goes back to bed
14. The Aftermath:
- The narrator explains: "That was grandfather. He thinks you're deserters"
- The police are reluctant to leave without solving the case
- They think something looks "phony"
- A reporter asks the narrator (now wearing one of mother's dresses): "Just what the hell is the real lowdown here, Bud?"
- The narrator: "We had ghosts"
- The reporter stares at him like "a slot machine into which he had, without results, dropped a coin" and walks away
- The police leave
- The wounded cop is cursing
- The zither-cop threatens to get his gun back
- The narrator promises to bring it to the station next day
15. Mother's Reaction:
- Mother asks: "What was the matter with that one policeman?"
- Narrator: "Grandfather shot him"
- Mother: "What for?"
- Narrator: "He was a deserter"
- Mother: "Of all things! He was such a nice-looking young man"
16. The Next Morning — THE REVELATION:
- Grandfather is "fresh as a daisy and full of jokes" at breakfast
- They think he's forgotten the night before
- But over his third cup of coffee, he glares at them
- Grandfather: "What was the idea of all them cops tarryhootin' around the house last night?"
- Then he complains: "None of you bothered to leave a bottle of water beside my bed"
- THE TRUTH: "Do you ever realize what it cost for a thirsty man to look for water in the dining room last night?"
THE FINAL REVELATION: The "ghost" was Grandfather walking around the dining room table in the dark, looking for water. The entire catastrophe — broken windows, broken door, police raid, shooting — was caused by an old man being thirsty.
The narrator's final line: "He had us there."
b) Middle Order Thinking Question (Application/Analysis)
Question: "Analyze why each person in the story reacted the way they did. Why didn't anyone simply go downstairs with a light to check what was making the noise? How did each person's personality contribute to the escalation? Apply this to real life: how can we prevent small misunderstandings from becoming major problems?"
Expected Answer:
ANALYSIS OF EACH PERSON'S REACTIONS:
THE NARRATOR:
His Reactions:
- Heard footsteps but didn't immediately investigate
- Woke Herman instead of checking alone
- Panicked when steps came upstairs
- Slammed door and held it with his knee
- Later tried to go downstairs but was stopped by mother
- Stood calmly in a towel during police search
- Put on mother's dress when he couldn't find his clothes
- Told the reporter "We had ghosts"
Why He Reacted This Way:
- Fear of the unknown: He couldn't see what was making the noise — darkness makes imagination worse
- Safety in numbers: He wanted Herman with him (less frightening with company)
- Panic response: When steps charged upstairs, instinct took over
- Resigned to chaos: By the time police arrived, he'd given up trying to control the situation
- Sense of humor: He sees the absurdity but can't stop it
Why He Didn't Just Go Downstairs:
- He was naked (just out of bath) — vulnerable feeling
- It was dark — couldn't see clearly
- Uncertainty about what it was — could have been dangerous
- Once mother woke up, she took control — he lost agency
HERMAN:
His Reactions:
- Responded in "the low, hopeless tone of a despondent beagle"
- Followed narrator to stairs reluctantly
- Immediately fled to his room when steps came upstairs
- Slammed his door
- Turned "a light green" with fear
- Said "Nothing" when mother asked what was happening
- Refused to go downstairs: "I'll stay with mother. She's all excited"
Why He Reacted This Way:
- Chronic anxiety: He "always half suspected that something would 'get him' in the night"
- Fearful personality: His first instinct is always fear
- Avoidance: When frightened, he hides rather than confronts
- Rationalization: He claimed to stay with mother but was really just scared
Why He Didn't Investigate:
- He's naturally timid — confronting danger isn't in his nature
- Self-preservation — his instinct is to hide, not engage
- Emotional paralysis — fear made him unable to act rationally
MOTHER:
His Reactions:
- Immediately concluded "Burglars!"
- Forbade the boys from investigating
- Decided to call police
- When phone was downstairs, threw a shoe through neighbor's window
- Almost threw a SECOND shoe just for the thrill of it
- Wouldn't let narrator open door for police (he wasn't dressed)
- Told police there were "two or three" burglars "whooping and carrying on"
- After everything, only concerned the wounded officer was "nice-looking"
Why She Reacted This Way:
- Protective mother: Her first instinct was to protect her sons
- Dramatic personality: She makes "quick, incomparable decisions" — fast, theatrical, decisive
- Fearless about action: She's not afraid of burglars or police, just ghosts
- Enjoys excitement: She loved the "thrill of heaving a shoe through a window glass"
- Exaggerates: She turned two boys slamming doors into "two or three burglars whooping and carrying on"
- Unfazed by chaos: A cop getting shot barely registers with her
Why She Didn't Investigate:
- She immediately assumed the worst (burglars)
- Her protective instinct prevented rational assessment
- She trusted her intuition over evidence
- She's more comfortable with action than investigation
GRANDFATHER:
His Reactions:
- Was walking around dining room looking for water (in the dark)
- Went back to sleep after climbing stairs
- When cops burst in, thought they were Civil War deserters
- Attacked them verbally and physically
- Grabbed a gun and fired multiple times
- Hit one officer in the shoulder
- Went back to sleep after shooting
- Next morning, was "fresh as a daisy"
- Complained about lack of water
Why He Reacted This Way:
- Living in the past: He genuinely believed it was 1863
- Confusion/dementia: Couldn't distinguish 1915 from 1863
- Military mindset: Reacted as a soldier would to deserters
- Didn't understand context: Had no idea why cops were there
- No memory: Next morning, he didn't remember (or pretended not to)
Why He Didn't Just Explain:
- He was mentally confused — couldn't process reality correctly
- He was in a "phase" where past and present were mixed
- Sudden awakening startled him into defensive action
THE POLICE:
Their Reactions:
- Arrived in massive numbers
- Broke down the door
- Searched violently and destructively
- Ransacked the house
- Thought the family was crazy
- Burst into the attic without asking
- Fled when grandfather fired
- Left without solving anything
- Thought the situation looked "phony"
Why They Reacted This Way:
- Expected a real burglary: They came prepared for criminals
- Frustration: Finding nothing made them search harder
- Suspicious of the family: The locked doors, guinea pig story, man in towel made them think the family was hiding something
- Pride: They didn't want to leave without accomplishing something
- Confusion: Nothing made sense — no burglars, no evidence, strange family
Why They Didn't Just Ask Questions Calmly:
- Adrenaline: They were keyed up for action
- Assumptions: They assumed burglars were hiding somewhere
- Authority complex: They were in charge and acted like it
- Group mentality: Multiple officers feeding off each other's energy
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SIMPLY GO DOWNSTAIRS AND CHECK?
Multiple Factors Prevented Rational Action:
1. Darkness and Fear:
- It was after 1 AM on "the darkest evening of the year"
- Darkness magnifies fear and imagination
- Not seeing the source of the sound made it scarier
2. Vulnerability:
- The narrator was naked (just out of bath)
- Being undressed makes people feel vulnerable
- He wasn't in a position to confront potential danger
3. Escalation Prevented Investigation:
- By the time they could investigate, mother had taken over
- Her instant "Burglars!" conclusion prevented rational checking
- Once police were called, investigation was out of their hands
4. Each Person's Fear Reinforced the Others':
- Narrator's fear convinced Herman it was real
- Herman's green color confirmed the narrator's fear
- Mother hearing the sounds validated both boys
- Multiple witnesses created shared panic
5. No One Wanted to Be the One to Check:
- Herman was too scared
- The narrator was naked
- Mother forbade them from going
- Classic "someone else should do it" problem
HOW PERSONALITY CONTRIBUTED TO ESCALATION:
Narrator's Personality:
- Imaginative: Jumped from rational (father) to supernatural (ghost)
- Cautious: Woke Herman instead of checking alone
- Passive: Let others (mother, police) take control
Herman's Personality:
- Anxious: His fear amplified the situation
- Avoidant: His fleeing convinced everyone it was serious
- Easily frightened: His "light green" color validated the threat
Mother's Personality:
- Dramatic: Made everything theatrical
- Impulsive: Threw shoe without considering alternatives
- Decisive: Once she decided "burglars," nothing could change her mind
- Exaggerating: Turned two slamming doors into multiple burglars
Grandfather's Personality:
- Confused: Living in the past made him misinterpret everything
- Violent: His immediate resort to physical force
- Unaware: His lack of understanding about what was really happening
The combination of these personalities created a perfect storm: Fear + Drama + Confusion + Authority (police) = Catastrophe
REAL-LIFE APPLICATION: PREVENTING ESCALATION:
LESSON 1: Investigate Before Assuming
The Problem in the Story:
- Everyone assumed (ghost, burglars, deserters) without checking
Real-Life Example:
- Situation: You hear your parents arguing in the next room
- Wrong Response: Assume they're getting divorced; panic; tell your siblings
- Right Response: Ask them later if everything's okay; don't jump to worst-case scenario
- Result: Prevents unnecessary worry and family drama
LESSON 2: Communicate Clearly
The Problem in the Story:
- No one told mother it might be a ghost (feared her reaction)
- Boys didn't explain what they'd heard specifically
- Grandfather never explained he'd been looking for water
Real-Life Example:
- Situation: Your friend seems angry at you
- Wrong Response: Assume you did something wrong; avoid them; tell other friends they're mad at you
- Right Response: Ask directly: "Are you upset with me? Did I do something?"
- Result: Often it's a misunderstanding or they're upset about something else entirely
LESSON 3: Don't Let Fear Override Reason
The Problem in the Story:
- Fear prevented anyone from turning on lights and checking
- Panic made them slam doors instead of investigating
Real-Life Example:
- Situation: You fail one test and think you'll fail the entire class
- Wrong Response: Give up; stop trying; assume you're doomed
- Right Response: Check your grade; talk to the teacher; see what you can do to improve
- Result: One test is usually recoverable; panic prevents recovery
LESSON 4: Question Your Assumptions
The Problem in the Story:
- Mother was CERTAIN it was burglars
- Police were CERTAIN family was hiding something
- Grandfather was CERTAIN police were deserters
- All were wrong
Real-Life Example:
- Situation: You see your best friend laughing with your enemy
- Wrong Response: Assume friend has betrayed you; end friendship; spread rumors
- Right Response: Remember that people can be friends with multiple people; ask your friend about it
- Result: Prevents friendship loss over misunderstanding
LESSON 5: Pause Before Escalating
The Problem in the Story:
- Mother immediately threw shoe through window
- Could have tried other options: wait till morning, shout to Bodwell, call from neighbor's house differently
Real-Life Example:
- Situation: Someone posts something online that upsets you
- Wrong Response: Immediately post angry response; tag other people; make it public
- Right Response: Wait an hour; message them privately; ask what they meant
- Result: Often prevents social media drama and relationship damage
LESSON 6: Admit When You Don't Know
The Problem in the Story:
- Everyone pretended to know what was happening
- Mother told police "two or three burglars" when she'd actually heard nothing directly
- Narrator told reporter "we had ghosts" instead of saying "we don't know"
Real-Life Example:
- Situation: Someone asks your opinion on something you know nothing about
- Wrong Response: Make something up; pretend to be an expert; spread misinformation
- Right Response: "I don't actually know much about that" or "Let me find out"
- Result: Prevents spreading false information
LESSON 7: Consider Simple Explanations First
The Problem in the Story:
- Nobody thought "Maybe someone's getting water" or "Maybe someone came home early"
- Jumped to extreme (ghost, burglars)
Real-Life Example:
- Situation: Your teacher gives you a lower grade than expected
- Wrong Response: Assume teacher hates you; complain to parents; protest unfairness
- Right Response: Check if maybe you misunderstood the assignment; ask teacher for feedback
- Result: Often it's a simple mistake or misunderstanding
THE COMPLETE PREVENTION FRAMEWORK:
STEP 1: PAUSE
- Don't react immediately
- Take a breath
- Give yourself time to think
STEP 2: GATHER INFORMATION
- What do you actually KNOW vs. what do you ASSUME?
- Can you check the facts?
- Are there other explanations?
STEP 3: COMMUNICATE
- Ask questions
- Share your concerns calmly
- Listen to others' perspectives
STEP 4: CONSIDER SIMPLE EXPLANATIONS FIRST
- What's the most likely, ordinary explanation?
- Don't jump to dramatic conclusions
STEP 5: ACT PROPORTIONALLY
- Don't throw a shoe through a window when you could knock on the door
- Don't break down the door when you could ask to be let in
- Match response to actual (not imagined) threat level
As the story teaches: A simple explanation (old man looking for water) can be hidden behind layers of fear, assumption, and escalation. If anyone had simply turned on lights, gone downstairs, and said "Hello? Who's there?" — none of the chaos would have happened.
The modern equivalent: Don't let a text message misinterpretation (read without tone) or social media post (seen without context) create a catastrophe. Check. Ask. Communicate. Pause. Most "disasters" are misunderstandings.
c) Higher Order Thinking Question (Synthesis/Evaluation)
Question: "Evaluate Thurber's use of humor in this story. What techniques make it funny? Is humor an effective way to teach lessons about human behavior? Create a 'Humor in Serious Situations' guide explaining: (1) when humor helps vs. when it hurts, (2) what makes something genuinely funny vs. hurtful, and (3) how to use humor constructively. Include examples from the story and real student life."
Expected Answer:
EVALUATION OF THURBER'S HUMOR TECHNIQUES:
TECHNIQUE #1: Deadpan/Understated Narration
What It Is: Describing outrageous events in a calm, matter-of-fact tone without expressing shock or emotion.
Examples from the Story:
-
Opening line: "The ghost that got into our house... raised such a hullabaloo of misunderstandings that I am sorry I didn't just let it keep on walking"
- Casually refers to "the ghost" as if it's normal
- Understates massive chaos as "hullabaloo of misunderstandings"
- Regrets not ignoring it as if that were the real problem
-
"That was grandfather. He thinks you're deserters."
- Calm explanation after someone was just shot
- No apology, no panic — just factual statement
-
"He had us there."
- Final line after entire night of chaos
- Casual admission that grandfather was right to complain
Why This Works: The contrast between the calm tone and the insane events makes it funnier. If the narrator were screaming and panicking in the telling, it would be less funny. The deadpan delivery lets us see the absurdity.
TECHNIQUE #2: Perfect Comic Details
What It Is: Including specific, vivid, unexpected details that make scenes more real and more ridiculous.
Examples from the Story:
-
Herman turning "a light green"
- Not just "pale" but a specific, odd color
- Exaggeration that's somehow believable
-
Mother wanted to throw a SECOND shoe "because the thrill of heaving a shoe through a window glass had enormously taken her fancy"
- Shows her enjoying the violence
- Makes her human and absurd
-
"It's an old zither our guinea pig used to sleep on"
- This is apparently TRUE
- Mentioning it to police makes narrator seem insane
- The specificity (guinea pig, zither, sleeping) makes it hilarious
-
Grandfather wearing "a long flannel nightgown over long woolen pants, a nightcap, and a leather jacket"
- The specific clothing details paint a perfect picture
- Each item adds to the absurdity
Why This Works: General descriptions aren't funny. Specific, unexpected details are. "He was scared" isn't funny. "He turned a light green" is funny.
TECHNIQUE #3: Irony and Contradiction
What It Is: When what happens is the opposite of what should happen, or when characters misunderstand reality.
Examples from the Story:
-
Title Irony: "The Night the Ghost Got In"
- We expect a ghost story
- There's no ghost
- The "ghost" is an old man looking for water
-
Police Incompetence:
- Police are supposed to solve problems
- They accomplish nothing
- They break the door, ransack the house, get shot, and leave confused
- The "authorities" are defeated by an old man and a strange family
-
Mother's Concern:
- After chaos, shooting, wounded officer
- Her only comment: "He was such a nice-looking young man"
- She's unfazed by the shooting, only notes his appearance
- Completely inverted priorities
-
Grandfather's Complaint:
- He caused the entire catastrophe
- His complaint: no water left by his bed
- He's right to complain BUT doesn't realize he's the problem
- Victim and perpetrator are the same person
Why This Works: Irony creates cognitive dissonance — our expectations clash with reality. This gap is inherently funny.
TECHNIQUE #4: Escalation and Absurdity
What It Is: Starting with something small and building it to ridiculous proportions while maintaining internal logic.
The Escalation Chain:
- Footsteps (minor mystery)
- Two scared boys (small problem)
- Mother wakes up (getting bigger)
- Shoe through window (property damage)
- Angry neighbor (conflict spreading)
- Police called (authorities involved)
- Massive police response (overkill)
- Door broken down (more property damage)
- House ransacked (chaos)
- Grandfather shoots cop (violence)
- Police flee (authority defeated)
Why This Works: Each step seems to logically follow from the previous one, yet the endpoint (shooting) is absurdly out of proportion to the beginning (footsteps). The logical escalation of an illogical situation is comedy gold.
TECHNIQUE #5: Character-Based Humor
What It Is: Humor arising from personalities and how they clash.
Examples from the Story:
-
Herman's timidity vs. Mother's boldness
- Herman hides; Mother attacks
- Coward vs. warrior in same family
-
Narrator's calm vs. Everyone else's panic
- He's the only one not overreacting
- His reasonable tone highlights others' absurdity
-
Grandfather's confusion vs. Police's authority
- Confused old man defeats trained officers
- Shows authority is meaningless against genuine confusion
Why This Works: Real personalities in conflict create organic, believable humor. These aren't cartoons but recognizable human types.
TECHNIQUE #6: Physical Comedy
What It Is: Visual, action-based humor.
Examples from the Story:
- Narrator standing in only a towel
- Narrator later wearing mother's dress
- Herman turning green
- Shoe flying through window
- Glass tinkling
- Police breaking down door
- Furniture falling with thuds
- Grandfather's nightgown, pants, nightcap, leather jacket outfit
- Grandfather's flat-handed smack sending cop sprawling
- Cops fleeing from attic
- Wounded cop cursing
Why This Works: We can visualize these actions, making them funnier. Physical comedy is universal.
OVERALL EFFECTIVENESS: 9/10
Why It's So Effective:
- Multiple humor layers: Works on several levels (verbal irony, physical comedy, character, situation)
- Relatable: Everyone has experienced misunderstandings and family chaos
- No malice: No one is truly hurt (wounded shoulder isn't life-threatening)
- Self-deprecating: Thurber makes his own family look ridiculous
- Timeless: The humor doesn't rely on 1915 context; it's universal
Why Not Perfect (10/10):
- Some readers might feel the shooting crosses a line into "too far"
- The humor requires appreciating absurdity; literal-minded readers might not find it funny
- Cultural context (Civil War, 1915 small-town life) might confuse some readers
IS HUMOR AN EFFECTIVE WAY TO TEACH LESSONS?
ARGUMENTS FOR (Yes, Humor Teaches Effectively):
1. Humor Makes Lessons Memorable:
- We remember funny stories more than serious lectures
- This story teaches about escalation better than a sermon would
- Example: You'll remember the shoe through the window more than you'd remember "don't overreact"
2. Humor Reduces Defensiveness:
- When we laugh at characters, we can recognize ourselves without feeling attacked
- Serious criticism makes people defensive; humor opens minds
- From Story: Readers see their own family chaos reflected without feeling judged
3. Humor Creates Empathy:
- We laugh WITH the family, not AT them
- We understand their panic even while seeing it's ridiculous
- From Story: We feel for Herman's fear while laughing at his green color
4. Humor Teaches Without Preaching:
- No moral is explicitly stated
- We draw conclusions ourselves
- From Story: Thurber never says "don't panic" — we learn it by seeing the consequences
5. Humor Builds Resilience:
- Learning to laugh at mistakes helps us cope with them
- Seeing others' chaos makes our own seem manageable
- From Story: If the Thurbers can laugh about this, we can laugh about our problems
ARGUMENTS AGAINST (When Humor Can Fail):
1. Some Situations Are Too Serious:
- Real trauma, grief, or harm shouldn't be made light of
- Humor can minimize genuine suffering
- Caution: This story works because no one is seriously hurt; real violence isn't funny
2. Humor Can Be Hurtful:
- Mocking people's vulnerabilities isn't teaching; it's cruelty
- Punching down (making fun of the weak) vs. punching up (satirizing the powerful)
- Why Story Works: It mocks everyone equally; no one is targeted maliciously
3. Humor Can Obscure the Lesson:
- Sometimes people laugh but don't reflect
- Entertainment can distract from the point
- Risk: Readers might enjoy the chaos without learning about prevention
4. Cultural/Personal Differences:
- What's funny to one person is offensive to another
- Humor about mental confusion (grandfather) might offend some
- Consider: Some readers might not find dementia/confusion funny
HUMOR IN SERIOUS SITUATIONS GUIDE:
PART 1: WHEN HUMOR HELPS VS. WHEN IT HURTS
HUMOR HELPS WHEN:
Situation A: Processing Embarrassing Moments
- Example from Story: The narrator wearing mother's dress
- Real Life: You trip and fall in front of the whole class
- Helpful Humor: Laughing at yourself: "Well, that was graceful!"
- Why It Helps: Diffuses embarrassment; shows you're not devastated; others relax
Situation B: De-escalating Tension
- Example from Story: The deadpan narration calms what could be terrifying
- Real Life: Family argument getting heated
- Helpful Humor: Someone makes a light joke that reminds everyone to relax
- Why It Helps: Breaks the cycle of increasing anger; provides perspective
Situation C: Teaching Through Mistakes
- Example from Story: The entire story teaches about escalation through comedy
- Real Life: Teacher uses a funny example to show what NOT to do
- Helpful Humor: Exaggerated example of the mistake
- Why It Helps: Students remember and learn without feeling attacked
Situation D: Building Resilience
- Example from Story: Thurbers can laugh about a chaotic night
- Real Life: After a disaster (lost game, failed test, ruined event)
- Helpful Humor: Finding what's absurd or ironic about it
- Why It Helps: Helps move past the disappointment; maintains perspective
HUMOR HURTS WHEN:
Situation A: Genuine Trauma or Grief
- Example: Someone experiencing real loss or harm
- Hurtful Humor: Joking about their pain
- Why It Hurts: Minimizes real suffering; shows lack of empathy
- Better Approach: Serious support, empathy, listening
Situation B: Making Fun of Vulnerabilities
- Example: Someone's physical appearance, disability, struggle
- Hurtful Humor: Pointing it out as a joke
- Why It Hurts: Attacks what they can't change; reinforces insecurity
- Better Approach: Respect differences; find other humor sources
Situation C: "Just Joking" As Cover for Meanness
- Example: Insulting someone then saying "Can't you take a joke?"
- Hurtful Humor: Using humor as permission to be cruel
- Why It Hurts: The "joke" excuse doesn't erase the insult
- Better Approach: If someone's hurt, the intent doesn't matter — apologize
Situation D: Timing Is Wrong
- Example: Joking immediately after someone shares something serious
- Hurtful Humor: Not reading the room; insensitive timing
- Why It Hurts: Shows you're not listening or taking them seriously
- Better Approach: Match the tone; humor can come later after support is given
PART 2: WHAT MAKES SOMETHING GENUINELY FUNNY VS. HURTFUL
GENUINELY FUNNY (Thurber's Model):
Element #1: Self-Deprecating or Equally Applied
- Thurber makes his own family look ridiculous
- No one is targeted; everyone gets mocked equally
- Narrator includes his own foolishness (wearing dress, guinea pig comment)
- Rule: Make fun of yourself or situations, not others' unchangeable traits
Element #2: Absurdity Without Malice
- The humor comes from the situation, not from hurting someone
- We laugh at the chain of events, not at someone's suffering
- Rule: Laugh at what happened, not at people
Element #3: Recognizable Truth
- Everyone has experienced family chaos
- We laugh because we recognize ourselves
- Rule: Humor based on shared human experience resonates without hurting
Element #4: Exaggeration of Normal
- Takes ordinary (family miscommunication) and amplifies it
- Not making up cruel things, just expanding real tendencies
- Rule: Exaggerate common experiences, not individual flaws
HURTFUL (What Thurber Avoids):
Element #1: Punching Down
- Making fun of people with less power/privilege
- Mocking someone's disability, poverty, appearance
- Why It's Wrong: Uses humor to reinforce inequality
Element #2: Mean-Spirited Intent
- The goal is to hurt, humiliate, or exclude
- Laughing AT someone, not WITH them
- Why It's Wrong: Humor becomes a weapon
Element #3: Based on Stereotypes
- Racist, sexist, homophobic, or other prejudiced "jokes"
- Reduces people to harmful caricatures
- Why It's Wrong: Reinforces harmful views under cover of "humor"
Element #4: Crosses Clear Boundaries
- Subject has asked you not to joke about something
- Topic is objectively sensitive (death, assault, trauma)
- Why It's Wrong: Violates consent and basic decency
PART 3: HOW TO USE HUMOR CONSTRUCTIVELY
GUIDELINE #1: Know Your Audience
The Rule: What's funny depends on who's listening
Examples:
- With close friends: Can joke about shared embarrassing moments
- With acquaintances: Keep it lighter and more general
- In public/class: Ensure humor doesn't exclude or hurt anyone
- With authorities (teachers, parents): Respectful, not undermining
Application from Story:
- Thurber published this for general readers, so he kept it:
- Universal (family chaos everyone experiences)
- Without targeting specific groups
- Self-deprecating (his own family)
GUIDELINE #2: Read the Room
The Rule: Context determines if humor is appropriate
Examples:
- After something serious: Wait before introducing humor
- During emotional moment: Let the emotion be felt first
- In celebration: Humor enhances joy
- During conflict: Carefully deployed humor can de-escalate
Application:
- Right: Using humor after a disaster is resolved
- Wrong: Joking while someone's still in crisis
GUIDELINE #3: Punch Up, Not Down
The Rule: Make fun of those with power/status, not the vulnerable
Examples:
- Punch Up: Satirizing politicians, authority figures, celebrities
- Punch Down: Mocking the poor, disabled, marginalized
- Even: Making fun of universal human experiences
In the Story:
- Thurber mocks police (authority) as bumbling
- Mocks his family equally (no one is the sole target)
- Doesn't mock grandfather for confusion but for the RESULT
GUIDELINE #4: Make It Clear It's Affectionate
The Rule: When joking about people, show you care about them
Examples:
- With affection: "My dad is so bad with technology — he tried to text me with the TV remote!" (said lovingly)
- Without affection: Same joke but mocking him as stupid
- Difference: Tone and relationship matter
In the Story:
- Thurber clearly loves his family despite their chaos
- The humor is warm, not bitter
- We laugh WITH them, not at them cruelly
GUIDELINE #5: If Someone's Hurt, Stop and Apologize
The Rule: Intent doesn't override impact
Examples:
- "I was just joking!" is NOT a defense
- If someone says it hurt, believe them
- Response: "I'm sorry. I didn't realize that would hurt. I won't joke about that again."
Real-Life Application:
- You joke about a friend's haircut
- They seem hurt
- Wrong: "God, you're so sensitive! It was a joke!"
- Right: "Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to be funny but I can see it hurt. I won't joke about it."
CONSTRUCTIVE HUMOR IN STUDENT LIFE:
Scenario 1: Failed Test
Destructive Humor:
- Classmates mocking someone for failing
- "Haha, you're so dumb!"
- Result: Humiliation, damaged confidence
Constructive Humor:
- Person makes self-deprecating joke: "Well, that went spectacularly badly!"
- Friends respond supportively: "We've all been there. Want to study together next time?"
- Result: Lightens mood while offering support
Scenario 2: Sports Loss
Destructive Humor:
- Opponents or spectators mocking the losing team
- "You guys suck!"
- Result: Adds to disappointment; creates resentment
Constructive Humor:
- Team laughs about specific mistakes together
- "Remember when we all ran the wrong direction?"
- Result: Bonds team; processes loss; maintains morale
Scenario 3: Social Awkwardness
Destructive Humor:
- Others mocking someone's social mistake
- Spreading it as gossip
- Result: Isolation, humiliation
Constructive Humor:
- Person acknowledges their own awkwardness: "Well, that was smooth! I'll be cringing about that for weeks."
- Friends relate: "Oh, I did something like that last year..."
- Result: Normalizes mistakes; builds connection
Scenario 4: Family Chaos
Destructive Humor:
- Mocking family members to outsiders
- "My mom is so crazy/stupid/embarrassing"
- Result: Disrespects family; damages relationships
Constructive Humor (Thurber's Model):
- Sharing absurd family stories affectionately
- "My family is wonderfully weird — let me tell you what happened..."
- Result: Celebrates family while acknowledging quirks
THE COMPLETE HUMOR GUIDE SUMMARY:
| Situation | Humor Helps | Humor Hurts | Best Approach |
|---|---|---|---|
| Embarrassing moment | Self-deprecating joke | Others mocking you | Laugh at yourself first |
| Tense conflict | Light joke to de-escalate | Sarcasm that wounds | Gentle, neutral humor |
| After mistake | Acknowledging absurdity | Rubbing it in | Recognition + moving forward |
| Trauma/grief | — | Any joke | Serious support only |
| Celebrating | Shared joy | Exclusionary jokes | Include everyone |
| Learning moment | Exaggerated examples | Shaming students | Funny scenarios showing principle |
THE GOLDEN RULES:
- Laugh WITH people, not AT them
- Self-deprecating > Mocking others
- Punch up, not down
- If it hurts someone, it's not funny anymore — apologize and stop
- Timing matters — read the room
- Absurdity and exaggeration > meanness and targeting
- Shared human experience > individual flaws
As Thurber teaches: The best humor comes from recognizing our shared absurdity — families are chaotic, misunderstandings happen, we all overreact sometimes. When we can laugh at these universal truths together, humor becomes a tool for connection, resilience, and wisdom.
9. Remedial Teaching
Strategies for Slow Learners:
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Simple Story Summary (5 Parts):
- Part 1: Narrator hears footsteps downstairs at night
- Part 2: He and Herman get scared; mother thinks it's burglars
- Part 3: Mother breaks neighbor's window with shoe; neighbor calls police
- Part 4: Police search house; grandfather wakes up and shoots a policeman
- Part 5: Next morning, grandfather reveals he was just getting water
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The Main Idea: "A small thing (footsteps) became a huge mess (broken windows, police, shooting) because everyone panicked instead of checking what it really was."
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Character Chart:
WHO PERSONALITY WHAT THEY DID
Narrator Calm, observant Heard steps; woke Herman
Herman Scared, timid Ran to room; turned green
Mother Dramatic, decisive Threw shoe through window
Grandfather Confused Was getting water; shot cop
Police Rough, confused Broke door; searched house
Bodwell Angry neighbor Called police
- Beginning, Middle, End:
BEGINNING
Narrator hears footsteps
Thinks it's ghost or burglar
MIDDLE
Wakes Herman - both scared
Mother hears too
Throws shoe through window
Police arrive and break door
Search house violently
Wake up grandfather
END
Grandfather shoots policeman
Police leave confused
Morning: Grandfather was just thirsty
He wanted water
That was the "ghost"
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True or False:
- There was a real ghost. (FALSE — it was grandfather getting water)
- Mother threw a shoe through a window. (TRUE)
- The police found burglars. (FALSE — found nothing)
- Grandfather shot a policeman. (TRUE)
- Grandfather remembered shooting the police. (FALSE — he didn't remember or pretended not to)
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Cause and Effect:
- Grandfather got thirsty → Walked around dining room
- Narrator heard footsteps → Thought it was ghost
- Told mother → She thought burglars
- Mother threw shoe → Woke neighbor
- Neighbor called police → Police came
- Police entered attic → Woke grandfather
- Grandfather confused → Shot policeman
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What Really Happened: Draw two columns:
WHAT THEY THOUGHT WHAT IT REALLY WAS
Ghost walking Grandfather getting water
Burglars in house Just family members
Deserters hiding Police doing their job
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Simple Moral: "CHECK WHAT'S REALLY HAPPENING BEFORE YOU PANIC."
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Why It's Funny:
- Big problem from small thing
- Everyone got it wrong
- Grandfather doesn't remember
- So much chaos for just water
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Real-Life Lesson:
- Don't assume the worst
- Check before you act
- Ask questions
- Don't let fear make decisions
10. Writing Activity (8 minutes)
Choose ONE option:
Option 1: A Chaotic Night "Write about a time when something small turned into a big mess in your family or at school. What started it? How did it get bigger? What really happened? (120-150 words)"
Opening Example: "Last month, our family had our own chaotic night. It started when my little brother thought he saw a snake in the garden..."
Option 2: Different Ending "Rewrite the ending of the story. What if someone had simply gone downstairs with a light and found grandfather? How would that have changed everything? (120-150 words)"
Opening Example: "If I had just taken a flashlight and gone downstairs, here's what would have happened..."
Option 3: From Another Character's View "Retell part of the story from Herman's, Mother's, or Grandfather's point of view. Show their thoughts and feelings. (120-150 words)"
Opening Example (Herman): "I was having the worst nightmare when my brother woke me up. His voice was scared, which made ME scared..."
Option 4: Modern Version "Rewrite this story in a modern setting. Instead of footsteps, maybe it's strange sounds from a phone or computer. Keep the escalation but update it. (150-180 words)"
Guidelines:
- Show understanding of how misunderstandings escalate
- Include emotions and reactions
- Use at least 3 vocabulary words from the lesson
- Make it entertaining
- Check spelling and grammar
Assessment Criteria:
- Understanding of story's escalation pattern (30%)
- Humor and entertainment value (25%)
- Vocabulary usage (15%)
- Writing quality (grammar, organization) (20%)
- Creativity (10%)
11. Follow-up Activities
Homework:
Family Chaos Story: Ask your parents or grandparents: "What's the funniest or most chaotic thing that ever happened in our family?" Write 120-150 words about their story. Try to tell it in a humorous way like Thurber did.
Additional Activities:
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Comic Strip: Create an 8-10 panel comic strip showing the key events of the story. Make it funny! Include the footsteps, shoe throwing, police breaking door, grandfather shooting.
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Research James Thurber: Write 120-150 words about:
- His life and career
- His work at The New Yorker
- His other famous stories
- Why he's considered a great humorist
- Include a picture of one of his cartoons (he was also a cartoonist)
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The Civil War Connection: Research the American Civil War (1861-1865):
- Who were General Meade and Stonewall Jackson?
- Why would someone in 1915 still think about the Civil War?
- How old would Civil War veterans have been in 1915?
- Write 100-120 words
Creative Projects:
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Dramatic Reading: In groups of 6-7, perform the story dramatically:
- Narrator
- Herman
- Mother
- Grandfather
- Police Officer 1
- Police Officer 2
- Bodwell
- Use sound effects (footsteps, breaking glass, gunshot)
- Exaggerate for comedy
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"What Could Have Prevented This?" Create a flowchart showing:
- Decision points where things could have gone differently
- What the smart choice would have been
- How it would have changed the outcome
- Present as a poster
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Modern Misunderstanding: Write your own humorous story (200-250 words) about:
- A modern misunderstanding that escalates
- Use Thurber's techniques (deadpan narration, specific details, escalation)
- Base it on something that could really happen
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Compare Stories: Compare this story with another humorous story you've read. Write 150-200 words about:
- Similarities in humor techniques
- Differences in style
- Which you find funnier and why
Assessment Criteria
Overall:
- Story comprehension (sequence of events) (20%)
- Understanding of humor techniques (25%)
- Understanding of escalation theme (20%)
- Vocabulary acquisition (15%)
- Ability to apply lessons about communication and assumptions (20%)
Cross-Curricular Connections
- Psychology: Panic responses, group psychology, how fear spreads
- History: American Civil War, 1915 America, veteran experiences
- Communication Skills: How misunderstandings escalate; importance of clear communication
- Life Skills: Critical thinking, questioning assumptions, staying calm in chaos
- Drama: Performance, comic timing, character portrayal
- Writing: Humor techniques, narrative voice, deadpan style
- Ethics: When is humor appropriate vs. hurtful?
Extension for Advanced Learners
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Literary Analysis (400-500 words):
- Analyze Thurber's use of irony and understatement
- Compare his humor style to another humorist
- Examine how the first-person narrator creates comedy
- Discuss why this story has remained popular for decades
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Historical Research:
- Investigate Thurber's life and The New Yorker magazine
- Research humor writing in early 20th century America
- Compare standards of humor then vs. now
- 300-word report
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Creative Writing: Write your own humorous family story (500-600 words):
- Use Thurber's techniques
- Base it on a real or imagined family incident
- Include deadpan narration
- Show escalation from small to large
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Comparative Study: Read another Thurber story (like "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" or "The Catbird Seat") and write 300-400 words comparing:
- Themes
- Humor techniques
- Character types
- Narrative style
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